where does the 25 bus take you in your town by joe collier

Where does the 25 bus take you in your town

if you have 1

how many buses do you have

in my town I can get the 25 or the 26 all the way to the university

they go different ways

(by my old house

or my old girlfriends house)

but they both go to the university

then they wait reading papers and smoking cigarettes and then they turn around and then they come back to the city

that’s where I live

how many buses do you have

I have so many and I only use 2 (the 25 and the 26)

if you don’t have any I will give you some of the ones I dont need

you can have the 501 I never go to 501 town

I would even give you the 25 or the 26 but not both

I will speak to the bus driver and say hello friend you are needed elsewhere can you please go to [your town]

they would like to go someplace often and they cant afford a car

but all the 501 townspeople looked at me without saying anything

waiting for me to realise they couldnt afford cars either or they couldnt drive them anymore cos their hands got too cold

and they wanted to go back to 501 town cos it was warm there and they never heard of your town

if you do have a 25 bus or a 38 bus or a 7 bus where do they take you to

if you have a 3-digit number bus (like 100 etc) do you actually have that many  buses (minimum 100)

thats so many directions you must live in a big city

how many do you take

is your life complicated

how do they decide what number is on what bus do they sorta say

this feels like a 53 kinda road and other boss bus driver says I think it’s more like 765 and they flip a coin

like when they named words how confusing that conversation must have been who needs it